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Viola nods "If we knew Piper had a type, and that type was blue... well..."

Piper makes a strangled sound, half gasp and half laugh.

"Wait.. what?" Siv chokes

"Siv... I..." She doubles over, tears leaking out as she laughs. "I was.. going to tell you- " Nope, she CAN'T keep a straight face, especially not after glancing back over to Dagmar.

Siv gives Piper a LOOK, then looks to Dagmar to see if she's okay with this. The Poor Gwyd does not take this kind of talk well

"Mamma, mom, no... Dagmar is a FRIEND." She manages to squeak out between giggles.

"And my cousin" Siv adds "Daughter of me father's brother"

Dagmar is FROZEN. And purple!

"Oh" Vera says, her fingers going to her mouth "Oh my.. yes well, that's a bit too open minded even for most satyrs"

"Jokes about willows aside" Viola says dryly

Siv ahems "No none of that, we're happy with our little trio, Piper, Jonas, and I. But thank you for the apology"

Piper mouths "SORRY" to Dagmar!

"ANd now I need to apologize to Sam" Vera says "It's just you're a lovely girl, very nice and..well, we're glad you're our daughter's friend"

"It's okay." She manages.

"But she IS cute, isn't she?" Piper can't help but add.

"I'm glad I'm Piper's friend, too." And then a new blush at Piper's words.

Siv grumphs ("Satyrs")

"The NRA should be all over her because she is a walking gun show" VIola agrees

"I blame my pooka heritage for not being able to keep from laughing at this whole thing." She apologizes to Dagmar.

"Oh that's not going to get over used" Siv mutters under her breath at the pooka heritage comment

"It's cool." Reassuring, as the blush settles into a steady pink.

"Wait until Rikki hears that we're practically related."

Siv's own ears are purple

"Oh, no. She's going to try to borrow money, isn't she?"

"Of course she is" Siv says

"Well, Rikki sounds like a PIper Problem" Vera says "But we're very sorry for any mix up and glad, VERY glad that you and Mickey hit it off so well. "

Viola smiles "Glad to hear he's still a sweet heart. Not sure what he's up to these days but it hasn't soured him"

"He seems nice!" Sam pipes in.

Siv smiles at that. If both Piper AND dagmar like him, he's a good guy

"I'm not sure why you never told me about him earlier."

Vera looks at Viola, Viola looks at Vera, then Vera says "In our defense, you never showed an interest in a father before"

"Which shows how amazing we are as your moms" Viola nods

They preen at that

"Still, I didn't know he could have been part of my life, too. I have moms covered times two, but... it might have been nice to know what it was like to grow up with a man in my life." She smiles, showing no hard feelings. "If I didn't know you so well, if you were some other type of mom, I might wonder if you were embarrassed about him." A little laugh there, obviously her gay parents wouldn't have much of a stick to shake there.

"Well, we can't live in the past" Viola says "So I hope your present is full of love and your future more so"

"We'll make sure of that" Siv smiles

"Of course you will, " Vera smiles back, then "Piper honey, we should let you go. The battery in my phone is running low"

"Nice meeting you!" Sam is working on braids.

"Of course, mamas. Come visit Rivervale, some time? It's lovely in the fall..."

"Well don't you be a stranger to cali either" Viola says "Nice meeting you all"

"Good bye" Vera says and her finger grows huge, there's a boop, but the screen stays on as Vera turns to Viola "WHY WHY do I put my hoof in my mouth with Sailor Venus EVERY DAMNED Time? "

"Vera, you try too hard.." VIola says, clearly not aware yet that the phone is still on "You embarrassed yourself a bit, but you did apologize. She'll appreciate that"

"She'll think I put Dagmar as a condition or something..." Vera huffs "And that poor girl, you KNOW how timid trolls are. Most of them. Clearly Siv being Fiona is an exception in someways"

"Still turned purple when you brought up kissing her cousin" Viola chuckles "I wish we'd hit record"

Siv blinks as this chatter goes on, the older women thinking the call over

"Ummmm...."

As Piper Umms audiblly, siv chimes in "You might be putting your hooves in your mouths and not meaning too, V&V"

"OH Pan Damn it!" One says as the other mashes the button and .. click call over

A soft chuff of laughter from under Sam's hair.

Siv snorts "Okay THAT was funny"