Jordan looks slapped, then "So sorry I have opinions, Bitchmar," he snaps "I mean, you've been glaring at me like I was shit beneath your feet since we met, why on EARH wouldn't I want to be so happy to hang around your judgmental ass" Sarcasm drips off him "Everything I know is gone, but hey suck it up and smile, my parents are dead, but it's okay, I have a fucking horse part so it's GRAVY and I should just shut up and smile"