And she tells a morbid little story about 6 churchmen who tried to steal a long boat to escape vikings, only to find it was haunted... "thump thump thump it would go, with every attempt at every row. Thump thump thump it would go, echoing echoing from below. The faster they rowed, the faster the sound, they tried to escape it, but never gained ground. Thump thump Thump. They thought it a demon, and tried to pray, but that terrible sound would not go away. They couldn't stand it, they thought they go mad. So when they saw another longboat with vikings, they surely were glad. 'Please take this ship back, it belongs to one of you' and indeed it did, to the relief of the crew. Olaf smacked Sven on the shoulder, and said 'Sven it's been found, but next time remember, keep the kegs in your smuggling hold bound!' Thump thump thump'