#dreaming

Zane shrugs "Dirk said 'I get to kill something AND get a cookie, sign me up' before any of us coudl stop him. YOU ever try covering a redcap's mouth with your hand to shut him up? "

A brief, heartfelt facepalm, then she watches the bout intently.

FILE NOT FOUND! Flashes along the T rex as Dagmar bashes at cybernetics and electricity arcs all over it. Meanwhile.. Dirk bites on an eye causing the dino to really be pissed.

A small, feral grin is slowly growing on the troll's face - some good uncomplicated bashing is nice!

"Oh no, He, GRIMLOCK, not Strongest Autobot there is anymore" One of the announcers chortles

And Dirk says "I got the neck clear..." And he's swatted down to the ground with a thump "X-" thump "Pleet-" bounce "ev" roll "Dee... lEEETED!!!" whuump into a wall

"DIRK!"

LUCIA says "He is brave. Crazy, but brave"

Sylvi gasps. "Is he okay?"

"I don't know.."Gerd says "I could hopscotch him out but if it worked, they'd lose for using a cantrip"

“Fuck the cookies! Get him out!” Symon wheezes.

Dagmar grunts. "I gotta take him HOME!"

She swings for the exposed neck.

Once more, electricity sparks all over... but more, Flyswatter severs through the now bare neck and troll might carries it through the other side... Severing the head from the creature

Gerd begins her bunk to retrieve him when there's another burst of glamour

"YES! GO, DAGMAR!" Sylvi cheers.

and where there was once a T Rex in Steam punk plate, there is a ..chicken egg?

"Harrumph."

"ANd victory goes to the Little Thunder of River Vale... and the Peacekeeper and Piece Keeper of same! Be here next week when we release the Kraken trained in Jujitsu!"

She offers Dirk a hand up.

Dirk gets up and looks around "Where's his heart? I was gonna feast on his heart"

Sylvi pushes through the crowd to get to them, pulling a bottle of water from her pack. "Are you okay?"

"I dunno, you can ask, but we got a mission..."

A sweet old lady walks up wearing an adorable little hat that looks a bit like the big top of the arena in minture. She has two bags

"Uh.. hey."

Dirk says "I don't know..." he shakes his battered head 'How many fingers am I Holding up?"

Symon sinks down and tries to look invisible.

"The prize, three cookies for you" One bag to Dagmar "For a wonderful battle dear."" Then to Dirk "And three for you...for going solo at first and being on the winning team, thank you young man." She just looks them over so proudly "You two are some mean ass mother F#$#ers!"

Sylvi works a quick bunk to cast Well of Life on the water. "Here..." she offers to Dirk. "Drink some. Save some for Dagmar."

Dirk gulps some and seems to focus.. "Hey, we got the ..oh six? That's not enough shit." He hands the water over to Dagmar who IS kind of gushing

"Oh, crap, Dagmar I didn't see how badly you're hurt."

“Someone get those cookies away from dirk before he forgets they’re not trail rations.” He mutters.

Dagmar might have a hole in her shoulder. Meh.

"Oh... hey, yeah."

"Um. thanks?" To the lady.

"Wait, the prize was cookies? Sweet! Sylvi, there's more..."

When/IF dagmar drinks, the bleeding stops and puckers shut though still leaves a cool scar

Sylvi huffs at both of them, for a moment looking very much like her mother. "You two took a stupid risk there. Did you bother to find out what happens if you lose?"

"I don't know the meaning of lose" Dirk says confidently

Zane says "It's entirely possible he really doesn't"

"I came in late. Dirk was fighting, I couldn't let him get eaten."

A sigh at Dirk, then she looks at Dagmar. "I'm glad you were there to help him. Good win, both of you."

"Do you want the egg? Instant reincarnation. It'll come back as quite the game cock." the old woman says

"Oh that word" A certain sidhe sighs

A blink, then she looks at Dirk and Dagmar. "Up to you." A shrug.

"Omelet?" Dirk says

"Reincarnation... of the dino?"

"Yes, instant reincarnation for any loser." She nods "THough, it's a MODERN Dino now.. ie a rooster to be"

"Hunh."

"Amazing" Zane says "INSTANT reincarnation. Wow. "