"My Troll, she never hits me unless it's sparring, but this one time I really thought she was gonna whallop me one. See, she turned into a boggan, and I thought I'd better make sure it was her, so I socked her one right in the gut."
Super serious, but then a grin cracks her crooked face. "She made a noise like if you stomp on a rotten pumpkin, like eeeeeeeshhhhhhhuhhgggggggggg