#ccsemberclub

He laughs softly. "Dearest, you have already succeeded far beyond your expectations and hopes."

"I know, I know... you may have to hold me back by the horns, " She mimes a Scarlet O' Hara drawl, "I feel a powerful urge to expand my family's estate, lands a goshin" and fans herself with a hand

Another chuckle. "Don't tempt me." A sigh. "That is a legacy I would not live to see fullfilled."

The accent dropped, "Oh baby you can hold my horns any time. you and few others." /Caesar returns into the building... he still looks a bit spacey, but yeah... better.

"Pity..." murmured as Caesar returns.

"One step at a time," CC winks at Bill knowingly

Caesar approaches "I gave her a copy of the key to my House."

"Mmmmm." Agreement.

"Are you okay, Caesar?" CC says gently "Need another drink?"

"I might" He says and plops into his seat without ceremony "Three different women. Three kids."

"At least." Says the devil and he flags down a waiter.

"Wha?" He bliniks "What do you mean 'at least'?" A vaguely hunted look. The horns really sell that hunted look by the way

"Multiple births beget multiple birth, at times."

The staff here is good. They take one look at Caesar's face and bring him a STRONG drink rather than something soft.

"Multiple..." He blinks as he takes a drink

"Like twins or triplets again," CC says "one of them easily might have more than one child themselves"

"So each could have two or three babies at the same time and...Got any arsenic?" He says eyeing the drink

"As a matter of fact...."

"Ahem," CC says "No one is getting out of this that easily" Firm

"Certainly not." Agreeably.

"Mom, all thoses times you fair fortuned me for my 'own good' ..." Caesar asks. "You didn't you think..."

"What a thing to say" Hand on hip

"She did not." Sure. "You did this to yourself."

"I didn't know miss evergreen... whammied folks like that" He protests

"Did you give your permission? " CC Says

"You're asking me if I asked for it? Seriously?" Caesar says

"Did you say anything that sounded like approval..." His mother taps her hoof tap tap tap

"No.. nothing that could be..." THen he sips, then ponders "Well.. I... " Thinking "I might have.. after she said that she'd like to 'thank me'..."

"Ands you said?" CC raises a brow

"That she didn't have to, but .ah.. feel free" he winces.

A chuckle." And there you have it."

"THe one sexual danger I didn't teach you about and you found it." CC says "Amazing."

It is almost comical to see suc ha big man groan

To judge from Williams expression, there is nothing almost comical about it.

He takes one mroe drink, "Well, I can tell you right now those kids aren't going to want for anything. If I have to SMUGGLE what they need in, I will"

"Of course not." Firm support.

"Naturally. Caesar, I love you, and I know this will be a challenge, but we'll help. And I understand this is going to be all overwhelming but..." A cough

"May you.. what?" Caesar says, and yes, he's noted the amusement that Bill's been wearing.

"Can I do the 'gonna be a grandma dance?'" CC beams.

"Could I stop you?" He raises a brow.

"Probably not" She admits. "Delay maybe."

"Go ahead," he sighs "Get it out of your system."

CC acts as if he were in a conga line of one "I'm gonna be a grandMA....gonna be a grandMA...." Dun Dun dun DUn DUN

Caesar looks at Bill with a 'this is going to go on for a bit, isn't it?' look

He laughs with delight. "I certainly hope so!"

"Well, I'm gonna do this, I'm going to do it right," Caesar stands up and bangs on his glass. The music dims a bit as folks recognize it's CC's son wanting attention.

"Ladies and Gents, for the next half hour, I will be covering your bar tabs. " He raises the glass up, "I'm going to be a father!"

William -leads- the applause.

Applause breaks out all around. The band breaks out with a brass heavy take on 'Aint' that a kick in the head?'

William beams.