From the Ironhawk House, music is being worked out, for the muse has struck, and Tove sings starting slow and loving..."I love my husband, I love him true, and willingly I opened.... for he is kind, handsome, and strong, and in him I placed my hope in. And it was sweet, precious sweet, from lovers banquet to sup.. but moons pass by, and now I sigh- for the bastard knocked me up!" And up goes the tempo " Oh the bastard knocked me up, the bastard knocked me up! He's looking great while I put on the weight the bastard knocked me up! Adoringly, he looks at me, and tells how he loves with his eyes, easy for him to do anyway, it's MY ankles that have swolen in size! Oh the bastard knocked me up! The bastard knocked me up- My hour glass shape now looks like a grape because the bastard knocked me up! " Strings strum to the pace which does slow just for a moment, "Oh I know it takes two to tango! I know I welcomed his seed! But he looks so grand while i can barely stand, I hiccup and I've got to pee! Some say motherhood's a blessing, and I know with joy it to be true, but if the were were just, my husband's ass would bust, right out of his pants too!" And back to the faster pace "Oh the bastard knocked me up me up! The bastard knocked me up! He smashed my pie and made a pudding, young ladies beware the dangers of cuddling, the bastard knocked me up!" STRUM