The hair style aside, Vernon is good looking fellow, and it’s clear that the signature dance moves have certainly toned his… assets. From time to time the Satyr’s act may need to be reigned in by Rileybrie, a bogganess said to be the true brains behind the operation.
The last member of the trio that runs this establishment is a redcap named Ray, who is generally out of sight back in the kitchen. When seen, Ray is easily memorable as one immediately notices that the right side of his face is badly burned, with lines of burned flesh along the gray skin. It has ‘healed’ but, the scars and burns remain. His voile is a mix of 50’s greaser problem child and railroad hobo with an apron on top of it.
The menu includes traditional diner fare such as The Babydoll Burger, fliptop fries, a ‘Hip Hoagie’ Reuben sandwich, but the best thing on the menu are the widely renowned milkshakes, lovingly crafted in Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla and Swirl. Rumor has it that there are Samhain encounters not as deliciously wicked as that chocolate; Imbolc snows not as cool and pure as that vanilla; and yes, Beltaines not as sweet as that strawberry.