"If I were cool, I would have pulled off a smooth dance move instead of just stopping short with your friend's help" the girl says "Some guy would see me and go 'she's hot AND can dance? I must make her mine without betraying that I am actually the son of a billionaire'. He would come across as too smug, and that would turn me off, so I'd shoot him down, then, later, I'd find out he did part time work as a clown for children at hospitals... but he didn't want anyone to know because it was so uncool, but I would actually think it was so wonderful my heart would soften, and I'd try to let him know to ask again, but by then, the evil girl who also liked him would spread more lies about me to keep him to herself.. gotta get the whole hour and a half in for the hallmark movie to work"