"Dagmar is mighty, haven't you heard? She jousted with a 8v Thunderbird! A swatter of flies in her trusty hand, and with it she swatted away an evil nocker's command! One by one did this knight so blue, rescue companions a numbering Two! Oooooo ooooo oooo" A voice sings "Dagmar Hammerstrike, A heroine true! Few so mighty, fewer so true! In Dagmar Hammerstrike's hand we're safe and sound! For those who would hurt us, gladly she'd pound! Now Dagmar sent that thunderbird spinning over ravine, not the cleanest rescue you've ever seen, but you mess with a Giant, you will get smote! So spinning he went, and that's all that she wrote! And turning and whirling with three to a horse, she raced along to her homefire's course! A lost star son had she reclaimed, and a seaborn daughter aptly named. With out her saving they would have died, which is why I sing her glory with nary a lie... Dagmar Hammerstrike, A heroine true! Few so mighty, fewer so true! In Dagmar Hammerstrike's hand we're safe and sound! For those who would hurt us, gladly she'd pound! Now Dagmar dropped them right in HEaler's hands, and thankfully heather's balm was their too command. As Grimhand took daughter, she said to the knight, "I'll never forget this for you've done service right". Such praise made her shy, such praise made her blush, for this falcon's not arrogant, no she's oft quiet and hushed. But we'll sing her praises since she will not! We're all very glad she's joined in with our lot! Dagmar Hammerstrike, A heroine true! Few so mighty, fewer so true! In Dagmar Hammerstrike's hand we're safe and sound! For those who would hurt us, gladly she'd pound! And Rivervale boasts and RIvervale sings, Only one Chieftain but many fine kings, ,and scions of David, they too do say, we're very blessed the Hammerstrike came our way"