#rivervale_lodge

"...oh, pretty..."

"Pretty deadly too" He says "And we trolls are often tied to scenes of the great north and the cold there. Long before Game of Thrones we were the watchers on the wall in the North"

"Man, I want a dire wolf. That'd be cool." A pause. "TwoBit thinks she's one, I bet."

"Wolf would be fine, just don't get a Warg" He says

"Warg?"

Tiffany says "Hey, Twobit is one, she and I took a corespondence course"

"Yeah, I'd believe it. She has, like, five dogs worth of attitude. She doesn't know she ain't a real dog."

"A warg is all that is bad and evil in wolf dreams... it is thus nightmare. It hunts to hurt as much as feed. It serves dark lords because it hopes to feast o n the scraps of the innocent. They are cunning and cruel and smell fear"

"Oh. Not like the big wolf."

"The big wolf was awesome."

"OH, can I tell Lupita about him?"

"He was all things good in wolves I suspect" Vali says "And you can, but she'll probably consider him spirit." She says

"whoa.." The pooka says "Lupita got flanderfaed? She's one of us gobby gooboo?"

"She's not a pooka, she's a sort of lost pooka. She's a werewolf."

"So she's not a muggle, you know?"

"Oh? what sports team does she play for?" Tiffay asks

"Basketball. You know her - don't you? This tall... she's been over to the Barn to practice..."

"No no .. I mean does she play for the Silver tooths, the Bone Nippers, the Chiltlins of Gaia? The Get Offended?"

A snort. "Get Offended! She told me about them!"

"Like, the sidhe used them as horses and they're still angry."

Vali raises a brow "Okay, this is embarrasing. I think I'm the least lore wise wwhen it comes to Werewolves. Of course I only met them a few times. Fought one once."

Tiffany looks at her boyfriend "you ... fought one? " She eyes his neck "I don't see the marks where they stitched your head bck on"

"I don't think I'd want to get in another fight with one. She was really strong."

Vali says "I was lucky to have help" A memory "they came for her. We held."

Tiffany has a look on her face that indicates Vali WILL be telliing her that story sometime

Then Tiffany says "You ..fought one too? "

"She pinned one down" Vali smiles

"Does not compute." Tiffany says agog, "what are they feeding you? Can I have some ? Is it Troll snacks? Do trolls not share troll snacks? is it what keeps your muscles all hulky and your hair nice?"

"Well, Gonzales is pretty scrawny normally."

"Even scrawny weresolves are damn tough" Vali says "Let's not down play the feat"

"Well, I guess..."

"That's the Atlas thing?"

"Part of it, but part of it was you didn't take weapon on her, that you were you... " Vali says "it's like I said... you needed to be there to keep bloodshed from happening. It was as it was ordained"

Tiffany LOOKS at him

"Okay, maybe not ordained, but it makes me sound cooler when I use words like that"

"She didn't want to hurt me, she recognized me, but I don't think she could stop herself."

Tiffany says 'when the Roo rage? BLOOD on the stage. "

"I'd bet. She was like... a whirlwnd, yeah?"

Tiffny says "Okay, now Ill tell you all bout the Grrr Roo! See, they're just very confused pooka... " She begins to spin a tale that starts possible, but becomes more and more outrageous as it goes on. Apparently it's all tied to dark forces, the moon, boy bands and a lack of recycling pez dispensers.

Dagmar does a respectable imitation of the Brekke Eyebrow.

"And now, in the age of Kardashians Shadow, with the Nickelback stars on the descent, it is known that if they cannot turn the tide, the Wriggler will make terra less firmer... and all will be rotten in the state of Denmark"

Vali says "Now I crave popcorn" As she finishes up.

"oooo, popcorn..."

"Showw's over , blue bells. Now, come on, let's all get to that lodge of yours. I want Kerri Coco." Tiffany says

"Choolate makes you gassy" He reminds.

"Kerri cocoa is the best cocoa."

"...Dont' tell Tove."

Tiffany smiles at Dagmar "If you don't let folks know I fart?"

"Depends. Are t hey, like, really impressive farts?"

"Pull my finger"