He runs a hand across his face, wiping roughly. Now he’s sticky with cheese, too. He takes a deep breath, and holds up a hand, two fingers crossed, and blurts out, “I’m going to clean it all, I really, really will. And chores and replace the cheese and I do feel bad even if it was for a really good idea and it was moon cheese... but if Gerd has to do chores again and again and twelveteen times because I make messes then she won’t be my friend anymore and she’s my only friend and I’m sorry I took the cheese only please don’t make Gerd work. And I’m lying, honest, honest.”