#ooc

@rae Good morning Sunshine!

Hello Mr. D!!

morning!

Morning Cat.

morning

I want pics of sword class

I also might have taken leave of my mind, I am thinking of getting combat authorized

I have noodle arms

but see, I could also learn siege

trebuchet

Trebuchet!

Which I believe is French for "Knock Knock"

more likely ballistas

but yes

trebuchets are designed for buildings vs humans

but are still the best of them

Ever hear of War Wolf?

yeah, they change to monsters under the full moon!

largest trebuchet ever!

Transported in 40 wagons, it took 3 months to assemble

The besieged Scots tried to surrender, but Eddie Longshanks was like "Nah, fam, go back. I wanna FIRE this bitch."

Eddie was an arse!

Sorry, my small percentage of Scotish heritage slipped out there 😉

Eddie is fascinating

he's an asshole, but if you're English, it's very booyah

Now, ironically, I am a direct descendant of Robert the Bruce, sooooo

Sunkissed waves, the last bastion of dishonor, passion, and treachery...Plays patriotic music puts hand over frozen heart

But yes, the Welsh and the Scots have very legitimate beef

And the Jews

And probably several more folks

Oh you can tell who has Irish leanings when someone says "Cromwell did some good things and had some good ideas"

Listen

Listen, no

Cromwell was a fascist dickbag who just replaced a different authoritarian

But at least the mule pulled wagons ran on time!

joke aside, no argument. the guy was a monster, and worse, a monster who pretended to have a moral high ground

yup

I have OpInIoNs about Puritans

I am reading a book about Plymoth right now, and I am just mad at those cultists

They frowned on the idea of sex standing up because it could lead to dancing?

I was very relieved that the Mayflower dude I am descended from was NOT one of them. He was a cooper.

well, Priscilla was one of them, but she was also a teenager when they sailed