#ooc

November 11th, 2019
earldebuke 11:44am
Someone was sitting at the desk. Their hair was mostly obscured under a conical hat with a wide brim, black as night; it short it was a witch's hat. There was also a black robe. Slender hands traced the words in one of the spell books.
Definitely a witch.
"Who are you, and what are you doing in my library?" Auberta demanded of the witch.
"Addison," The Witch said without looking up, in a very annoyed tone, "And I'm reading, which is traditionally what one does in libraries. Usually in peace, but perhaps that's just a silly expectation. So you're the new ruler eh?"
Where sarcasm is concerned, most folks agree it is better to give rather than receive. And not even getting the witch to look up just annoyed her greatly. That said, Addison's awareness of her being the princess without even looking up caught her a bit off guard.
"Yes, Princess Auberta Una Febland the first," She announced herself.
"I can see why there might not be a second," the witch said before she could continue.
But continue she did, "And this is my castle."
"Do you even know the name of the castle you have claimed?" The Witch asked.
As a matter of fact, she did, recalling the title of one book, an her out of body look around confirmed it, "Four Wood Castle," She said.
"Wonderful, now let's try something challenging. Do you know who founded Four Wood Castle? Who designed and built it? Do you know the name of the peoples of Winter Wood, Spring Forest, Summer Vale, and Autumn Hills?"
Auberta did not.
In fact, she did not know those were official names for the various forests, but she wasn't going to admit that part to this witch.
"I just arrived recently, still getting to know the place, what are you, auditioning for the royal tour guide position?" Auberta asked archly.
"Oh, royal usurpers with a sense of humor, that's fresh," now the Witch turned around, his hazel eyes shifting hue just slightly and penetrating her with their gaze. He was slender build but now that he turned around she could definitely tell he was male. She couldn't decide if she liked his nose. On a girl, it would have been considered a touch unfortunate, for it was prominent, but there was a slight bend to it that made it stand out and it made his almost too pretty face a bit more like it belonged on some ancient statue of a man in some ancient army crossing the rubican. Now that he was looking up and the brim of his hat wasn't directly in way of view, she could see his hair was black and had a widow's peak, like someone might wear for a cheesy Dracula costume.
There were two hairs on his chin, two tiny hairs not even as long as the fingernail on a pinky. She felt a fantastic urge to yank them off so she pulled her gaze from them and looked him right in those eyes.
"You're a boy," She declared. Indeed, he was about her age, a year older tops.
"Under such vigilance, surely the land is secure," He said dryly.
"And a bit of a jerk," Auberta continued at the sarcasm. Sarcasm was fine, even soothing when she used it, but she wasn't keen on it directed against her, "Why are you dressed like a Witch, and using a girl's name?"
"I dress like a witch because I am a witch," Addison declared, "And I am not using a name, Addison is my name."
"First, witches are girls," She wrinkled her nose, "Guys are, well, Warlocks or something."
"I beg your pardon," he said, "Warlocks are oathbreakers, and I maybe many things but I've never broken a promise. Partially," He admited, "Because I don't like giving them, but that just shows prudence and indepence. I am a Witch, not a warlock. Both have reputations of dealing with dark powers, but of the two witches are far more honorable, thank you very much. I assure you, boys, err men, can be witches. I am a witch. I am a man, ergo proctor something or another men can be witches."
earldebuke 11:44am
"And the name Addison?" Auberta said, "I've only heard of girls with that name."
"Then where ever you are from has no right to chastise a guy for calling himself a Witch just because he's male. Addison means , quite literally 'son of Adam', though I suppose it could mean 'Son of Addie' if one's mother's name was Addy, the point being, Son is in the word. Would you consider Madison a girl's name too?"
She paused, thinking of all the Madisons she knew, "Well, actually, playing the odds, yes. I think we had one President who was male but that was a surname so... "
He held up a hand, "I don't claim to know what a President is if it's not a legal term, but wherever you are from clearly is no respecter of the truth in language. Madison means 'Son of Matthew', though I suppose 'Son of Maude' might work, again.. right in the name. So, where you're from, girls are 'Son of whoever' but I, as a male, am not allowed to be a Witch nor call myself son of anyone?"
Auberta's jaw fell open, and she fought a frown. She had always thought she was the black sheep in most crowds, but the problem with that was, black sheep still went with the flock. She realized she had just fallen into the trap of her own prejudgments, "Fine. Fine. I apologize that I gave you grief about your name. But not sure on the Witch thing. Can't you be a wizard?"
"Are you insane, you know what a racket wizard guild membership is?" He sniffed, "Apprenticed for nearly a decade or more until you pay off your debt to your master, and even when you get out, the fees, dues and regulations strangle half of magical creativity. Absolutely not. Bunch of staff waving tyrants if you ask me."
Auberta had not, in fact, asked him for that much detail, but she had asked about wizards so she could hardly complain about personal opinions thrown in, "Fine, let's get back to the other thing. Why are you in my library? Emphasis, mine. I know you're reading, but what makes you think you can just walk in, help yourself without introducing yourself? Aren't witches big on manners? Me, I came here when it was unclaimed, what's your excuse?"
The Witch frowned, then, in a delay just long enough to show her he was trying to find the right words before proceeding, and he almost whispered in somber tones, "Witches walk where they will."
Did he just lower his voice and make it softer to make it sound spookier?
He had! Oh, she decided to call him on it.
"No they don't, they hate folks who wander in uninvited. In all the tales going into a witch's hovel, cave, or hut makes you fair game for the witch," She insisted, "so stop with the 'oo wee ooo' talk."
"Witches can be hypocrites too you know," Addison said grumpily.
As Auberta didn't know that many witches, but assumed they weren't' that different from the rest of humanity, she grudgingly said "Point."