#odyssey

"Hey!"

Sluagh tongue out. And he can! Ughhhh!

Snickering.

It’s like a limp fruit roll up...

"FIne you win" CHuckle

Slurp. Back in.

“When was your last quest, Gerd?”

“Don’t get all domesticated now.”

"grosssss."

"As a matter of fact, Wudlig and I had a quest...not a big one, but nice"

"Yeah?"

“A seeeeecret quessst?” He hisses, grinning.

"We explored this maze under a castle so he could memorize the pattern for his own work.. .and after? I got a frosty"

"Mmm. Frosty."

“Mmm. Last week Frosty.”

"It's a great Quest celebratory reward" She nods

“Guess we’ll need to find a Wendy’s.”

Fond look at the fire "Wudlig distracts me from my food hang ups" then she says "if you two need a trip to one I'llport you there.. or just take Dag's bike"

"Can Frosties really age? Like, are they good melty?"

"Good. Wudlig seems like a decent guy."

"If he isn't, I'll smash him."

“You know it’s like weird science. They’re thick, then they thin when they melt, and if you wait, they thicken up again...”

"He's a good guy, no smashing" Protective

“Oh, yeah. I can sneak poison into one of his workstations. Like, Every time he touches a tool it slowly poisons him and he can’t figure out why....”

"Guys.. no threatening my boyfriend before he's done anything wrong geez"

“If he was a bad one which he is not. Clearly.” He adds!

“Just saying. You got options if frosty boy doesn’t work out.” He nods.

"Yup. Squad sticks together."

He nods!

"He's not .. seriously.... the ONLY problem with dating Wudlig is... " A sigh "Well, he's not attractive. I mean, under that mask he's pretty ugly. And you know what? I don't care. He treats me like a witch queen of my own mordor? I love it. But... sometimes folks say shit about his looks and I get SO mad"

"Dunno. Sometimes, the more you spend time with a person, the less you think about how they look."

“Yeah. Good thing I have personality to ward off everyone, too.”

A smirk.

Snort.

“AND the smell.” Is he.., proud? Yep.

"I know, Dagmar. I don't think about it, but then some jackass does the 'how could she be with an uggo' and .. I get this close to violating the right of ignorance by popping some bitch into cold water to cool off"

“Dagmar had to carry me 4 blocks, and they made her shower before letting her into the freehold.”

"Wait, they made HER Shower?" Blink

“All my stink rubbed off.”

"Oh now you're exaggerating. I have incense stronger than you"

“I don’t know Wudlig. He might get grumpy if you try to champion him. Some guys are prickly.”

“Took me a while to get over myself.”

"Oh, no. I stunk bad."

"I think the idea was so the werewolf couldn't smell me out, but the one vampire did, anyways."

“Oh... you wanna hear about the vampires?” A grin. “Put the kid to bed first. Then you get the WHOLE story of the last part.”

“It’s no fun if the nightmares aren’t my flavor.”

"I'llwait' She says "And yeah..Some guys are prickly" A thought "Glad you two are okay. "

“If I hadn’t learned to accept Dagmar’s help, I’d be dead a few times over.”

“Turns out my dignity is less fragile than my bones...”

"You two are a good team. Neither of you have anything to prove to the other"