He goes on "Now, officially, the statue's name is Tijuana III Millennium, but locals know her better as La Mona, the Doll. And her once perky features have eroded to mortal eyes... to changeling eyes she is glorious. Nor is she merely a statue. You see, for a time, the artist lived there. There's a bedroom in her breasts, a study in her head, a kitchen in her stomach area...and ah, restrooms in her buttocks. It's a private residence, no one allowed in even though the artist moved to another house he still is said to work there." A smirk "Naturally, as it is forbidden to all.. most changelings get the urge to sneak in"