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Meanwhile... the nockers run in a panic... the creation has broken loose... They never should have tampered with Float Technology... not on Carnival

It launches high velocity chimerical beads!

"We need a distraction.. one of you dames pull your shirt up!" One male nocker says

"#$##$ you and the cheap import you rode in on!" Comes a feminine reply

Tweak does bray loud laughter at the scene. "You fuckin' chuckleheads, what'd ya DO?!"

"We just used some essence of some beads bought in the French Quarter..."

"From a vood doo furking priestess!" Another says

"Oh, yeah, what could possibly go wrong!" she mocks the two. "Well, ya done screwed up, how ya gonna fix it?"

"Fix it? I'd be happy to turn it off..." The guy says "But SOMEONE decided it didn''t need an off switch"

🎊 Confetti is belched in a wave

"Brilliant, just fuckin' brilliant. What do it run on?"

"Tequila"

"We wanted Bourbon, but around here..." The lady says

"Well, ya got two choices...blast it with a fire hose, so you water it down so it ain' hurt nobody...or you add more tequila so it pass out. Whichever you do, do it quick!"

The water dispensers are kicked in and a hose fto boot... the tequila within is watered down, and water down booze is no fun..without fun, there can be no carnival float.. it sputters and finally stops

Tweak salutes the poor vehicle with her own tequila. "Poor bastard...what a way t'go, sobered into submission."

"Yeah" The lady nocker says "Maybe it was the tequila? Some drinks may some folks furking men. Next time? Bourbon"

"And mebbe a goddam off switch?"

"Oh well. ...the remote didn't work I was going next gen..." she blushes

"HA! TOLD YOU" The guy says

"VOODOO BEADS!" She yells back

"Yeah, a'ight, mebbe less voodoo, then, whatever!"

"Less Voodoo, more bourbon, off switch manual" They agree "Sorry about the trouble, boss"

"Pffft! It ain' fun until I c'n mock one of you shit heads."

"Like your farts smell llike lilacs" The lady grumbles but concedes "yeah"//The guy chuckles "YOu laugh but we got a baby carriage design in the works that 'll melt your mind"

"Yeah? Well, l'il miss thing not gonna need one fer much longer." She nods at Shuri in the steampunk carrier on her back. "Still, I take a lookit whatchoo got."

"Well. yeah, we had some design... we call it the Mork buggy, cuz it's egg shaped " They show her the design..hey, it's got counter balances for extra safety!

"Huh..." Tweak looks over the designs, and Shuri peers over her shoulder. "You want somepin' beyond jus' counterbalances, cuz even they's got a tippin' point."

Shuri gurgles and reaches towards the design...or is she pointing?

Tweak smirks, and hands the design back. "Get yerself a gyroscope in th' base, that should do it."

"Hmm yeah.. that might work.. I mean.. MAYBE" begrudging praise

"An' no voodoo shit."

"Unitarian okay?"

"Should be. It end up being too indecisive to rebel that way."

Nods all around there.

With that safety put in mind, Tweak goes on to check on other headaches

(End Scene)