"Well, I'm Fillmore Wheeler, with a name like that you better be funny or you better be tough, and I'm only so funny. Grew up on the streets, ended up running with a bad crowd. Tried to straighten myself out after the rest of my gang got gunned down by even meaner sons of bitches than we were. I was still a teen so I lucked out l3egal wise. But instead of going straight I ended up with a light bend you know? Bouncer at a bar, a dive raelly, then the owner of that dive hired me to watch after his daughter... turns out I'm good at it. Went semi professional. I take martial arts courses, already know how to shoot, and I got a pretty good bullshit detector, you know?"