#bergen_county

"It's Self Defense," Les agrees, "Get them before they get us!"

"I'm not sure which of you is the bad influence here," Dad mutters.

"Zactly!"

Vanessa grins with those needle teeth, "Fine. We'll try to declare war on some cheap pork."

It turns out, Egon comes out and eats a PBJ when it is offered, with gusto! Meaning Les can have the chicken that was going to him.

The fight over which show the family will watch that evening may now begin!

Mom wants to watch Forged in Fire, Dad wants to watch the Great British bake off. Can the family survive this?