#bergen_county

Dirk looks down over the red and white zombie that, now divided, still tiwtched. Zombie Santa wouldn't die when shot, stabbed, or clubed. But severing the limbs, well, the thing still twitched

"You should have died on the twenty six" Dirk sighs and gets out his bic lighter and pours the fluid on it "ho ho ho"

Then, the match and.. santa zombie, the unnatural abomination of a ravenoous holiday that won't die, finally cooks and sizzles to ash

"Takes a redcap to get it done" A grunt. And he walks off

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