"Sidearm?" He snorts "I'm a PISKIE, not a gun nut. Piskies go after interesting things, not expensive and not dangerous so much as quirky. At least I do. Look, I've emptied my pockets and no side arm, no socket, no ointment. And frankly, I get it, it's like expecting a pooka to start a lie or be behind a prank, first target for blame, but whilee I am sometimes a thief, I am NOT a liar" offended "I did not take these things."