#baronyofthesilverwolf

"Really? Man, if I had, like, a little orinthopter... I could test the Never Trap myself..."

"Never trap?" He says "And.. what's an orinthopter?"

"A flying machine - with wings that flap like a bird's, not spinning blades."

"ANd it isn't really a trap.. mre.. uh.. a distraction-slash-entertainment center..."

"Oh cool, Club Never" A smile

"Yeah. It seems we have an unusual number of them here."

"And while they're fun, they can get.. um.. enthusiastic..."

"I can tell" he observes as one Never sips from from his coffee and then makes faces

"Not everyone puts sugar in their coffee, you ninny."

"Oops." He smiles and puts a bit in for the Never, more than a bit "try it now"

The Never does, wings abuzz happy

"They are easy to please, mostly."

"Lot of them here" He says "Interesting.. but it brigghtens things"

"Like christmas lights."

"Oh yeah, they do fit the season"

"I should see if they would blink in time to music..."

"If they think it's fun? Probably" He ponders "Wonder what gift of pan would do for them?"

"That's the... like.. make you drunk magic? They don't exactly have much inhibition to begin with..."

"Not drunk, you're as coordinated as you were.. you loose your inhibitions, your fears in some cases"

"Well, pan hangs out with Bacchus, soooo..."

"You know your myths, nice" He nods "Poor Pan, got treated rough. Dionysius was crazier"

"I figured he just rolled around groves chasing nymphs?"

"Oh no, he was the god of music, before Apollo cheated... " and he relates the tale, though obvious satyr biases are a given

"So you see.. Apollo, jerk. Pan? Good guy."