He leans in and says, "Well, y'see, I think that, uh, Tizzy there, she's just s..swell. I'd like to ask her out, b-but... I'm not sure if she has a b-boyfriend already, and I was too shy to ask. Have you seen here come in with another guy?"
He plays the anxious kid rather well, he had many years of experience. "If I'm wrong and asked anyways, I could just d..d...die!"