*On the short side for his Kith with a bit of a gut. His limbs are knobby-jointed. His face is trademark pale, wrinkled, with a bright red nose and cheeks, the latter covered in a full, white mustache and beard. His teeth are jagged and pointed like a shark's, His hair stark white and sticking up in an unruly exploded dandelion effect, dampened by a dark brown fiddler's cap. His skin is thick and reddish. He has pointed ears and prominent, crazy eyebrows. A pair of thick glasses perch on his nose, the smeared lenses obscuring brown eyes flecked with obsidian black. He dresses in three-piece suits made from dead 70's couches; he celebrates summer in an eye-watering pattern, on white, of many-shaded orange, yellow, and red flowers and foliage.*