"I long to be a Disney Princess, but my parents don't want to die tragically. I want to be a Disney Princess, but they won't let me be cursed magically!" 🎼 "I want to be a Disney Princess, but the Prince complains about the Danger. I want to be a Disney Princess, but Mom won't let me quest with a stranger. So I guess I'll wait to be a Disney Princess, for a few years more!" 🎵 "But I've postponed the dragon napping three times now, and he's getting mighty sore!"