He resists the urge to roll his eyes at that, and unloads a crumpled folder of paperwork from his backpack. "I need help navigating these scholarship offers. See, I got full ride offers for these..." Ivy league schools, not close by, "And these ones I think are just because I'm Asian and they want to fill their diversity quota... But what I want is to negotiate this into something for Rutgers. The medical campus nearby, and it has to include lodging - private room in the dorms, if not an off-campus stipend. Or, if I can't swing that, I need to know what I need to make up in the difference in a loan or paid in cash."
A pause, and he continues, "And I have to make it look like this was worked out, at least the process started, BEFORE Mom brought the sprog in."