Shadekrank looks around "Furking sluagh may want to plug their ears... " Warning given, he unwraps the scroll then he belllows "HEAR YE! HEAR YE! As Sir Franklyn King, has, in his role of Mountain of Rivervale provided steadfast and Loyal service for these many years, not just to his Chieftainn and wife, but to all who came to him, and has provided aid to many moments of heroism by himself and furking others by mentoring the common and noble, by assisting the dreamers to be proliffic and thriving, by gathering lore and dispensing it, by advising the ignorant, the tedious, and the ingrateful thus sparinng his Baroness and Count THAT headache, I , Count Hemlock Autumnsbane, do here by send through this vassal a message of gratitude and official Commendation! He has been weighed, he has been measured, and he has been found MOST worthy despite his challenges . Many gifts were cosidered.... including a statue and fountain in his image..."