"Ah, sadness" Snow sighs "Tomato was once a fruit, in the time before time, yes, yes it was... but, sadness.. then came the great fall, the betrayal we do not speak of... and now, it is not quite fruit. Cast out of the most glorious food group yet not quite gone. Fruits will no longer accept it, yet Vegtables do not quite trust it. Pity the poor tomato , friend Dagmar"