"How do you solve a problem like Artie, how do make him long to wear a crown? How do you solve a problem like artie! And encourage him to keep the rabble down! Many a noble thing you think you ought to tell him, like how to imperiously command, oh how to you solve a problem like Artie... how do you get a space progressive to lord over land..." 🎼 (The Sounds of Ruling, a musical)
