🎼 Ma chère mademoiselle
It is with deepest snide and greatest chauvinism that we judge you tonight
And now, we invite you to curtsy, as we enjoy the sticks up our rear
As snooty noses proudly resent:
Your wardrobe
Wear a dress, Wear a dress
Put your patience to the test
Encase your legs in some hosiery, chérie
And maybe a corset for the breasts
Suits for men, but dresses for those with curves
Even if it gets on your nerves
Try the frilly, feel ridiculous
You want some nice slacks/ HA! Foolish wishes!
Glide skip or spring, you can even dance
Just only what we think is feminine, Never ever pants!
You'll find our narrow minded views are a pest!
Go on, accept our venue
Avoid reflective floors when you were a dress
Wear a dress, Wear a dress, Wear a dress! 🎶