#ooc

March 1st, 2025
earldebuke 9:22pm
Fiona- Sluts without goat leggings; Thats them. Other than that though, the Silver Lions are frizzing ok. A few of them fought on OUR Side in the Accordance War, though knowing them, it was because they�d been dating a commoner at the time. Somehow, they manage to be a Seelie House without being so rigid that they shit diamonds after 8 hours of eating coal. They�re also a warrior House. Some say as good as or better than the Gwydions at it.
Of course, they�ve got a #$#$ing edge in battle. Depending on if you like them or not, they�re either too stupid or too noble of heart to be afraid. With one exception, they just don�t get scared off. This doesn�t mean EVERY Fukin Fiona is gonna stick his fist in a dragon�s nose, but if any House would have the nads to do it, it�s this one. Heh.. the damn Caps HATE These guys just for that reason.
�What�s that exception?� I hear you whining. Why, they DO know fear if it�s regarding a loved one. That�s if you�re a low enough pussmaggot to try that tactic of course. Some of them will go wide with fear.. and give you whatever you want to keep their �love� safe. Course, just as many will make it their personal goal in life to make you pay ten times over for threatening said loved one. I can�t blame the blade bearing bimbos for it either.
They DO tend to bring it on themselves though. They tend to get the hot and heavies for the worst choices. If a Fiona knight has a Gwyd for a liege, sure enough, He�ll get deeply attracted to an Ailil. If some angst ridden ravager broods just so.. she�ll be sure he�s �Just misunderstood�. Soon as the danger from a romance is done, it�s off to the next �star crossed lover�. It�s like a damn soap opera.
They get along with most of the other Houses, even the Unseelie ones that I�ve seen: A minor rivalry with the Gwydions in the warrior thing, but also some mutual respect. Some of them loathe liam, oaths are very important to the Puddy tats of silver. Others just find a Liamite�s pariahism (If it wasn�t a word before, it is NOW) a real turn on. Of course, they got kicked out of Arcadia too, so there�s got to be at least SOMEONE up there who doesn�t like em.
How should you deal with them? Well, though I hate to say ANYTHING nice about any group of #$#$# elves, the good thing is you can deal with them. A lot of them are big into Commoner rights, though I think it�s just the less governing they have to do, the more time they�ll have for mattress acrobatics. One might even decide to give you a toss, and that�s ok.. however, if EVER one says they love you, head for the damn hills. For sure as the Dreaming made those annoying little nevers, you are about to end up in some epic romance that�s likely to end in tragedy, and thats not a good thing.