#ooc

BUT WHY THEN WOULD I QUOTE A COST?

aaaaanyway

AH... yes. "The old ship is sinking, you're asking me to leave Rose and Jack to Drown rather than letting them join the others transferring to the rescue ship"

I'll bring rose and JAck over to the lifeboat for $10.

"Nah, just leave them there. They can swim over, can't they?"

/roll 6

For some reason I'm picturing a Hippo Pooka selling candies, enjoying being flirted with, then screaming and passing out because of a spider

So remember those 4 clients that have work orders I am hurrying up to wait on?

The one that just came in ISN'T EVEN ONE OF THOSE. This guy has been dead for like 4 months and came out of no where

You need to stop playing with strange occult objects around the office! Put the monkey's paw stapler down

booo

okay, finding some lunch

Whew. Get up for a 'quick lunch' end up with packages and more

I ate a trash lunch noodle cup

yummmmm

....

I was bad

I had a protein shake (so, 'good')

bad gang! yeah!

...and 🍩

high five!

We had HS students visiting, so there was a spread

Look, you can't leave donuts alone to fester. It attracts sluagh in your pantry

hisssssssssss

If I'd had donuts, I would have too!

Oops, poor Vince

he put a paw in it

/roll 6

...Zara doesn't play fair.

Lady Je(ze)bel wants to play titles?

A social roll might be needed for Zara to land some jibes for the crowd, but you can spend WP if you try.

Oh yes

Then Charisma plus ettiquette for Zara. Botches are possible there for sluagh

WP

/roll 6

And see, this is also why Zara called in social friends

Vince has charisma in spades, and is quick-witted, August might be shy but he is a true friend

He's OOZING it from his very pores

which are fine and tiny and flawless skin

Hee Hee, Vince called him a butt

Hee

Zara will make him SO MANY socks

We may pause for Shady

Poor Earl has come THIS close to going beserk troll

Zara is very graciously allowing the pair of them an out.

Maybe this fellow will realize that one duel is one thing, but three migth be...