#ooc

I confess, I mocked said cat as a disgrace to his species.

"You will not be allowed to ascend to the hall of warriors in Stovo-kat"

dishonor!

"Dishonor on your cow!"

One of the funnier lines in Mulan

The real Mulan, not that live action screw up

am being GOOD. Walked right past the coffee shop with fancy donuts

came home and ate a yogurt

mmmm

it is, granted, a FANCY yogurt with fancy granola on top

been splurging on Noosa

$2 a pot

I know, that's why I can't buy a house 😆

Is it wrong I'm kind of hoping for a massive bubble burst so you and Catnik can finally afford houses?

Not at all! The prices can skyrocket back up AFTER we buy

I love getting emails that start,

"Hey, |First Name|!"

Cat, feeling Thistly?

alas, running out of time now

god, I love the silly little Nevers though

Ah!

I'll stick a pin in it

Not the never!

...Calanthe probably had a butterfly collection

pretty little things, all on a board

"I have cabana boys and Chippen dale dancers I found attractive taxidermied. This is Grant."

ok, lunch is 11:30, confirmed

yup

"It seems the very image of entitlement" ? Hoping to be able to pay a reasonable rate for a roof over your head is entitlement? Who writes this shit

rich people

Whyyyyyy bathrooms

I swear, it reminds me of a line from Superman 3, not a great movie, but the bad guy says "A wise man, I believe it was Atilla the Hun, once said 'It is not enough that I succeed, all others must fail'" , which seems to be 1% logic

"Ah yes, this house features a tandem pissoir"

Urinals!

good for parties?

/roll 5

/roll coin

/roll 5

mmm

/roll 5d6

/roll 1d4