"Fairest in all the land? Look, you command the armies... only the mirror has the nerve to tell you that you're second place, so stop asking it. Just have spears ready to stick through the next person to praise snow white over you... you'll be fairest , at least on record, because you'll be the one determining who gets praise. It's that ..where are you all going? Darn it, it would work." Watches as commoners SLOWLY leave room 😉