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July 4th, 2021
catnik 3:13pm
I'm just trying to think of Non-Egyptian biblical nations
catnik 3:13pm
I do like the Mali king that destabilized the economy on Hajj because he just spent so much gold
catnik 3:14pm
you know who ain't in the bible?
catnik 3:15pm
Non-Roman white people. And the romans are the bad guys.
earldebuke 3:15pm
Oh yeah? Build your own roads- Huffy Roman stomps off
earldebuke 3:16pm
(Turns out, there are signs the Celts did... but nevermind that!)
catnik 3:18pm
Romans are interesting. They are quite aggressive and arrogant, but really a fascinating bunch to study
earldebuke 3:19pm
I kind of want a bible that keeps going nuts with the begats until we get white people 'And Meza beget Ibrahim, who broke his mother's heart by chasing off after a blonde savage in Southern France.. what you couldn't find a nice Jewish girl?'
robinrahne 3:20pm
chuckle I walk away for a few minutes, and my little comment turns into Bible study.
catnik 3:21pm
you love us
earldebuke 3:21pm
Honestly I think the Romans are like those kids who got beat up by a bully, hit the gym, and beCAME the bully
earldebuke 3:22pm
"Barbarians are demandding tribute " "Fine. We pay it... then train" "Hey, we beat the barbarians back" "Hey, kicking ass was fun. Who else can we go beat up?" Empire intensifies
catnik 3:26pm
heh
earldebuke 3:29pm
I almost feel sorry for Greece... "Well, Rome is gobbling our city states one by one" "Great, what else can they take from us" "Zeus is Jupiter now, bitches!" "Oh I hate these guys"
catnik 3:32pm
heh
robinrahne 3:35pm
"Empire intensifies" is one I'm going to have to remember.
robinrahne 3:35pm
Okay....we are decked in whimsically patriotic clothes, and the various dessert offerings are ready. Time to go. See ya!
earldebuke 3:36pm
And donn't worry Rahne, I'm sure there are non biblical begats lists... 'Bjor Vorkoningg went viking and raiding along Europe, and Bjorn begat William the Shoemaker in New Castle, and then Bjorn Begat FIona O'Hennnesy in Dublin, and then Bjorn Begat Jaques DuPoit in Rennes, and we don't have TIME to talk about the Constantinople vacation!"
earldebuke 3:36pm
🙂 See you!
earldebuke 3:36pm
And have fun!
earldebuke 3:57pm
/roll 5
Roller 3:57pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[1, 9, 8, 5, 5]
Result
Successes: 1
earldebuke 3:57pm
/roll 5
Roller 3:57pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[2, 3, 8, 3, 1]
Result
Failure
earldebuke 3:57pm
/roll 5
Roller 3:57pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[8, 9, 9, 9, 5]
Result
Successes: 4
rae 3:57pm
Oh no! The lamb sauce is underseasoned!
rae 3:57pm
At least it wasn't a botch, and he served undercooked chicken
earldebuke 3:59pm
"Well, my tartlets suck. I'm returning to crime now." Loads gun
earldebuke 4:41pm
/roll 5
Roller 4:41pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[7, 8, 3, 4, 6]
Result
Successes: 3
earldebuke 4:42pm
/roll 5
Roller 4:42pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[10, 2, 1, 10, 4]
Result
Successes: 1
earldebuke 4:42pm
/roll 5
Roller 4:42pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[3, 8, 10, 2, 9]
Result
Successes: 3
catnik 4:42pm
gonna head out soon to party
catnik 4:42pm
Spent far too long looking for sz 14 capris
catnik 4:42pm
it seems I merely THOUGHT I owned them
catnik 4:42pm
the pair I thought was a 14 is a 16 and they don't fit
earldebuke 4:43pm
Capris denied? Gasp
catnik 4:44pm
shorts it is
earldebuke 4:50pm
You have a blast!
catnik 4:52pm
❤️
earldebuke 4:52pm
❤️🎆 !
earldebuke 4:54pm
Ah well. At least I didnn't call him Jaymes
earldebuke 4:54pm
😉
shadylady 4:54pm
Hehehehee!
rae 4:58pm
ha!
earldebuke 6:24pm
/roll 5
Roller 6:24pm
@earldebuke rolls 5 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[3, 1, 5, 8, 10]
Result
Successes: 1