Okay, our amazing dancer has a point- The original tiktok person doesn't want to date a 'girl with pronouns? It makes him sound like he's hoping to run into a woman who talks like Doctor Doom.
"Shelly Splendor is not like lesser women, Shelly Splendor is above your pathetic pronouns! Were you to take a hundred thousand hers, hims or theys and grind those words for an epoch beneath the glory that is Shelly Splendor, still the verbal diamonds that resulted would pale before Shelly Splendor's true magnificence! Fah, away from me, Simpleton, Shelly Splendor will have naught to do with such unimaginative wretches, and certainly Shelly Splendor will not be accepting texts from such!"
Flourish of Cape, Exit Shelly Splendor!