"Where did she learn? Why here, at the school of Vapid ology! Here at Vapid you we teach you big grins that never touch the face, 'firm' handshakes that are as cold as ice in the veins, and help you fake compassion even as you step over the corpses your neglect probably helped cause. Start with our Platitudes 101 course, and work your way up to Political aspirations 505 in no time. Vapid Ology, because having empathy is a boor, faking it? a treasure"