#ooc

I'm a Woke who is gonna Come For Him because I think an internet guy is kinda garbage

is this about that fuckin bean dad

That guy can fuck right off

Ain't nobody got time to hunt down twits on the internet

that's a full time job

Yeah

Bean Dad IS garbage

Complain, yes, but go after them?

honestly, even just based on Bean Incident

All he did was teach his daughter that it's not safe to ask dad for help.

I am behind on my Bean Knowledge.

However, I know this.
Fight me.

No. it all makes sense now

I buy that

Bean Guy's 9 year old was hungry

She asked her father for food, he was working on a jigsaw puzzle so told her to go heat up a can of beans

She brought the can to him and asked "how."

Bean Guy ADMITS daughter had never used/seen in use a manual can opener - most of their cans were ring pulls.

He gives daughter can opener and tells her to figure it out.

Doesn't give her instructions, doesn't demonstrate, and then mocks his daughter over, like, 20 tweets

Daughter gets frustrated. Says she doesn't want beans. Bean Guy says she's not eating anything else until she figures out how to open the can.

Fuckin' hours pass (by Bean Guy's own narrative!)

Kid has cried.

He mocks her for that, too.

Six hours of smirking over how he is "teaching" his nine year old daughter.

Yeah, not cool. Mind you, I've told the Things "figure it out" but it's either something they are smart and experienced enough to do, or I have already shown them. Multiple times. A LOT. OMG, WERE YOU NOT WATCHING ME THE LAST 20 TIMES I FOLDED A SHIRT?!?!?!

I BOUGHT YOU A SHIRT FOLDING BOARD!!!!!!

That kind of thing.

Yeah

"Get the eggs out of the fridge."
"How?"
"FIGURE IT OUT!!!"

The kiddo tried, failed, even came close but didn't manage to get the opener to "click"

There is a point BEFORE 6 hours where you help.

Can openers can be tricky. I was in my 40s before I realized there was more than one way to puncture a can.

BeanDad's an ass.

I mean, I work with college students. "I do, you watch." "I do, you help." "You do, I help" "you do, I watch"

Yep, same model we use at work.

because it WORKS

YUp

Yup.

Uh-huh.

So yeah.

I don't feel bad declaring Bean Dad a shit person.

That he has years of "jokes" that rely on making "ironic" comments about jewish people, black people, and rape jokes....

welp

Done.

Catnik, on another subject, you know enough about styles and such of various things I think I need your opinion on a statement I saw online

"Ha ha, it is FUNNY if I say anti-semitic things because I'm a liberal!"

ok

It's kind of my head now, what fantasy races have what styles. Even with changeling kiths etc. I mean, sluagh are gothic victorian, I get that