#ooc

By that standard, we should be glad she didn't swoon constantly or something 😉

bitch got dem vapors

Or a too tight corsett 🙂

Yup

She's all "I am not a prize"

but, well

Good intentions, weak execution

Yeah. But then, she's oddly a victim of her status too. As noble woman in that society, barring some exceptional manuvering on her part, her existence is for political alliance, carrying on the line etc. It's why those ladies who did buck that pressure are usually geniuses..they had to be. But then I remembered I was talking to SCA fans and I shut up because Choir preaching.. grandmother eggs

OFF WITH MARIA'S HEAD

guys we just SCORED

no more VEGETABLES

GET THE GUILT ON

SO MANY CHURROS

HA

Salma looks at her plate of salad and sobs. "Oh, it's just, the leaves.. they remind me of the folds of fabric what would have smothered wee tabby... por favor, take it away..."

Poor Maria

I think Salma really does like vegetables though. So she's safe. Though they may need buttering up for the others

A Princess Eats What's On Her Plate

sort of like bush and broccoli, you might offend someone if you don't eat it

Anyone who makes me eat broccoli is already a blood enemy!

That sounds like a children's book

heh

Little Timmy pricks his finger, and puts a drop of blood on his brow and GLARES at his nanny

"Blood for the blood god," He intones.

Yup. Needs to be a children's book. I'm sure no groups anywhere will protest 🙂

Now I can't get the idea out of my head. The little girl doesn't want her food, so her da tells her that a princess eats what's on her plate. And the broccoli are magical trees, the carrot sticks the next day are lances for a sandwich joust, Mashed potaties show footsteps left by a gravy giant...

hey! Sounds like a good one, Rae. Illustrate it, sell it, and there's your children's book G

even has a 'princess and the kingdom are one' angle

aww

hahaha I draw like a roomba with a crayon

not good at all!

If only there were someone who might do some drawing for you if you pestered... Eyes Catnik anyone at all eyes catnik but who knows if you will find someone in your immediate social circle you could harass eyes catnik

Full honestly - I couldn't spell sovereign. so Salma forgot how to say it.

Sovereign...ity... ty

"Da Boss!"

Da boss!

Ellie is apparently quite easy to please

churros

awww!

Meanwhile, Piper THINKS she's joking...

but Siv might say "Oh you'd be ###$#$ing surprised"

hahahaa

Okay. I made the mistake of searching for mexician meals and got myself hungry and I'm not even the biggest fan of mexican food

Jessica, you did practically adopt 3 girls...

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I suppose I dont know if Ariel needed adopting! I asusme she has a family back at the Farm