#ooc

And Adam got out of French to spite Vali. Ouch

oh man, catching up

AFK BRB

Back

She can practically see the dollar signs in his eyes.

Hey that's me!

I'mma getting sleepy if we want Shop Teach to start up and hush the chatter. Symon doesn't quite understand what Dagmar was upset about, but his friend was upset and hopefully he helped disperse the bad juju a little.

He did. 🙂

Symon = BFF

He was weirded out earlier. You know how Symon's not a BOY? Well Dagmar isn't supposed to be a GIRL neither!

Not like, a, GIRLY GIRL.

hehehehe

Oh, teenagers.

there's RULES

"She's.. got.. well, everything"

I KNOW, right!

"He's... kind of.. well.. you know? "

"Guys are tall and could sweep you off your feet. Symon is... well, he could be a drink rest?"

Just the right height!

And only a 37% chance of getting your drink poisoned.

If you're his friend you get an extra, oh, 5-7% in your favor

ha!

"You put something her drink."

"Guilty, it'll kill her in a haze"

"Kill.. wait, it's to KILL her?"

"yeah, what else would you.. oh don't be sick."

Sluagh standards offended! Harumph!

"Well FINE there IS an antidote, but it's way over there." Gestures vaguely at a cupboard. Mutter mutter bleeding hearts mutter grumble

Oh lord. Can you imagine what Symon would do to some guy who tried to roofie Sam? Geeez oh pete..talk about Nightmare mode

oh jeez

O_O

That poor, poor boy.

His poor, poor family.

At least they won't have to pay for embalming, if they find enough of the body parts...

But with Dirk around, ehhhhhh, maybe not even that

His ghost will be screaming for decades after

ha

Just let anyone try to mess with ANY of Symon's clan!

they're HIS. Hissssssss.

Sluagh might not be social, but they totally claim people.

like cats

Like, he might snigger at the Mean Girls playing a trick on Nadeen or something, but if she was in any actual danger? Well. Dagmar might be upset if she DIED. He'd probably stick up for her... as he would for say, Twobit. She's totally got the status of "that friend's pet who pissed on my shoes but they still care about"

ahahah

Or, it might be worth it just to hear her have to grate her way through gratitude to a sluagh. Now THAT would be sweet.

Twobit just gets excited is all

*imagining the grating sound of her teeth clenching through a forced "thank you." ha ha ha

Ahhh, like music

I bet a sluagh would make a good makeup artist too. Skilled at the play of light against skin, the shadows and angles that folk don't know come into play on the stage, making the actors look wonderful but never under the eye of the public themselves, always watching from the shadows...