I keep picturing this nocker childling with a small workshop with other childings giving a tour "Yup. We make it all here at Kidware! Pillows that allow you to walk on the bedroom hot lava and keep you out of reach of ankle grabbers... Per cal cotton sheets that work against chimerical chainsaws and axes.... and , of course, guardian teddybears that will maul an evil clown if so much shows its glowing little eyes in your closet. At Kidware, we give childlings a fighting chance to face the troubles the grumps have forgotten and the wilders are too busy kissing to notice. We've got a location in each kingdom in Concordia and one in the Isle of the MIghty, but you can find us online for orders at '
OldfolxRuseless.org'"