#ooc

yup

Hello

my morning

Morning pet check

you alive?

foooooooood?

"Look, since you'r not dead anyway, maybe you should feed me"

Odin probably gives Dagmar many meows

yup!

Mackerel is a belly then face jumper for Siv

"off"

"Darn cat"

beez is in a snuggly mood

purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Snuggle before Zod

she has a tiny kitty snore

well, that's that, you can't leave if you're her bed.

right?!?

The rest of the world shall miss you, but you serve a higher purpose now

Morning!

Hi

hiiiiiiiii

A satire site, but I can totally see Vali doing this

ha!

"Hey, Kerri? I need you or Olgar to come bail me out. Oh I'm fine, the cops aren't even that banal... I... oh, well, I dressed up as Arnhold version of Mr. Freeze and made ice puns at a Walmart. It was a hoot... hello? Kerri? Officer I think something is wrong with the phone"

..... later, an elegant older woman, still beautiful, with a few college-age companions, is waiting for Vali in the police station lobby.

"Rivervale called; they wanted me to come get you."

Ha

Now there's a fun thought... can Vali be traded like a relief pitcher?

ha!

"The pooka are winning! Vali, you're IN!"

ha

hmm

hmmm?

what to dooooo

It's a mystery. A mystery that could lead to anywhere

..... and does.

Yes, I kind of want to make this a pooka

ha!

so how much damage can a fledge do to ignorance...

Today's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the Polar Blast. So, once again Brrr kills Hamilton!

Thank you , thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress

HA!

Wow, talk about conflict for Dagmar....

I do love the Nick name Get Offended though. I don't know who first told me that one, but it made me chuckle for like an hour the first time I heard it years ago

HA