Ugh.
So.
I cleaned the tile floor which the puppy had been abusing, and while I was down there (pine sol, bucket, scrub brush time!) I noticed the dining room table needed to be wiped down, so I got a rag and wood soap when the floor was done.
I also got the bitter spray we use to keep the dog from gnawing on the wood table, and used it after the thing was clean.
But I had my mouth open and some got in my mouth. UGH.