The shire had decided, oh, we're going to be the kid-friendly group! We're going to put on events that are comfortable for kids and families. Which would be grand...if I liked kids that much. I don't. I really don't. Or at least, I don't like the notion that letting them run around and scream and interrupt conversations and hit each other (outside of youth combat) and make messes and break things is "kid-friendly."