Between the time when Empire of the Lion ruled the waves and the rise of the broken cross, there was an event undreamed of! And onto this, George Washington, destined to wear the overcoat of a new democracy upon weary shoulders. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high revolution!
Screen title: "Washington the Virginian!" (Cue Conan the Barbarian music)