Today's best shared anecdote: An older Czech guy is talking about his first visit to the UK in the early 1970s. He's staying at a hotel with business colleagues and is baffled by the breakfast buffet that has nothing familiar on it. Then he spots cornflakes and things 'thank goodness' and grabs a bowl. Then he sees a tub of chocolate sauce, and decides to drizzle that over the top.
He gets back to his table & everyone is staring at him, he doesn't know why until he starts eating & realises he has dressed his cornflakes with brown sauce. The best bit?
He says he was too embarrassed to admit it was a mistake, so makes a big show about how delicious it is and then GOES BACK FOR SECONDS.