#ooc

nope

nope nope nope

World of nope

OMG. Rae.

So a couple years ago, Thing1's class was working on a health project. Prepare a healthy breakfast menu.

Cute.

So they are using the internet to get ideas and learn more about what's healthy and what they might want on this menu.

Blueberry waffles are good, right? Has fruit in it.

Yes!

So they google "blueberry waffles." Get info. Good to go.

Wait, no, forgot something. Let's look it up again.

Take a shortcut.

Search...... yes, you can see this coming, right?

"blue waffles"

ho boy

I had a meeting with the principal and the teacher.

Like, first thing the next day.

oy

THey were -HORRIFIED.-

Yeah.

Dud someone forget to turn safe search on?

End scene okay, Catnik?

yup

Thanks. 🙂 I think Earl was feeling like he'd been a bad boyfriend...also, he was getting jealous of ER's library 🙂

..... and not the librarian. Well, that's understandable really.

Zara really worries a lot that she's not pulling her weight, tbh

Look, if they ever create a library that dispenses chocolates and wine, the male species will be in danger of being neglected by at least 25% of the female population

hee

Hey, gang. Sorry, I just looked at my syllabus for the class I'm taking, and realized I fucked up big time. I not only have a 6-8 page paper to write, but also about 100 pages of reading I should have done. All due Wednesday. So, I'll be around for PBEM, but no Slack for me for a few days.

ack. Just be glad you caught it

Yeah. Cross fingers that I can do it.

Afraid I'm off myself. Need to med up maybe nap. Can't wait to shake this.

oof

zoom slump thump

mmm, eggs

My children are -begging- to go to bed....

Okay. Nap shot. Note to self, do not call parents, duration of calls a crap shoot

boo

Awww.... *hugs*

hey lady

Hey! *hug*

Honestly, the last 15 minutes was nothing but "Yes, mom, that's terrible.. Well, I gotta..." (Mom starts next sentence probably something I would feel like a jerk about not hearing out)

Argh. Yeah.

I understand.

oof

And worse thing is, I know she's where I got it from. That tendency to trap folks while I vent about the woes in my life. Legit woes to be sure, but honestly, I have expect housmates and friends to being gnawing at their arms and legs trying to get free like a trapped coyote when I'm on a roll 🙂

you don't really vent here