#ooc

Necropsis. Equal opportunity cultural commenter

Pretty even-handed of him, yeah.

Tweak at least should know he wants it over and done.

Yup. Already posted, just lagged a little -- houseguest.

Oy.

Pooka speech with CHA 1 is a treat huh kids?

Aw, he's being fairly tame.

Ya know how ya got Elf on a Shelf?

I have a 5' articulated skeleton that I am posing around the house. Turns out, needs masking tape in some places.

I hate elf on the shelf. Darn spy

Shades, am I reading that right? A 5-foot skeleton? Need a hell of a shelf....

It's a BIG skeleton, yes.

It's been on the couch with the remote, at dad's table place, on the downstairs toilet, and today, ankle-chained to the front door.

🙂 I'm oddly pleased to picture this.

I just taped it to the DH's kitchen-bar-stool.

Ha!

Yeah, I take it back...nothing odd at how pleased I am about this.

"MOM! Did you put the skeleton on the toilet????"
"I can neither confirm or deny...."

OH dear

*NOD*

Is Mr. Bones going to end up in Thing 1's bed?

Skeletons belong in the closet.

Preferably with a way to swing forward and say hi when folks open them

Nec misses more traditional American food. I did not see that coming 🙂

Ooo... Nice idea BrekkeP!

hat tip I like Mr. D's closet idea, too.

And don't you love when the characters just admit shit to you?

Closets would be easy....

Doesn't your master suite have that enormous shower? Or was that the house you didn't buy?

It -does- have an enormous shower, but the kids don't' go in there.

True, true....

Old people don't get pregnant.

And THERE it is.

Oh dear. Auntie Jessica is going to be a thing now

hihi

Hi!

Hey!

I expect Jess to start knitting booties any second.

If she could knit...

KERRI can knit, I bet....

Hmmm...probably, though I doubt it's her forte. More scarves than socks.

Nec! Feminist! "If I can't tell the hos and bitches what to do, no one can!"

LOL! Nec rocks.

How does Tweak feel about a redcap surgeon doubling as an OBGYN?

Oh, DANDY.

Well, actually he's got a midwife set up. Nec thought that would be less banal than the usual

Nec rocks. 😉 He's arranging things Tweak hasn't really thought about yet...which, upon realization, bothers Tweak.