Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): Scrambling in from the bathroom trods, a fox comes out with his tail looking like it's missing some hairs and his vulpine eyes wide
Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): It looks like said fox got body checked into a thicket of some sort at least once.
Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): Darting behind the counter to avoid eyes, there is some protesting that grows abruptly human sounding
Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): And then finally, no longer in full fox form, Fredrick the pooka gets up into view again "It's police brutality is what it is!"
Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): Fred's usual red jacket has bristles and thicket leavings on it and yes, his tail is still lightly missing a few hairs as if someone had gotten a grip, or bite upon it! "Why didn't Theakins warn me she had one of those... those savage brutes on the premise!" Yes, he is very mussed.
Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): "I'll write a letter of protest to the Queen of Willows! In triplicate!"
Fredrick Oberon Xerxes (Fox Wilder Pooka): He reaches into his pocket "Terrorist activity?" The smoke/stink bombs in his pocket come out "what an outrageous accusation! These are gifts!"