Heh. I have an acquaintance , happily married, who got like three things tacked onto the honeydew list on his way home, the last one as he was pulling onto the street. He sent her a text "argh!" and after a bit, she sent a text " I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. ".... he went and got her the last thing, after he was done laughing and sent her a text telling her something like "Damn it... once again, no doubt I married the right girl" 🙂